fruitsgood:

me: i am going to look on amazon dot com to find computer parts for my computer because i am an adult 

amazon dot com: Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1070 G1 Gaming Video/Graphics Cards GV-N1070G1 GAMING-8GD, Intel Core i7 6700K 4.00 GHz Unlocked Quad Core Skylake Processor, Socket LGA 1151 & ASUS LGA1151 DDR4 DP HDMI M.2 USB 3.1 ATX Motherboard ROG MAXIMUS IX HERO Bundle 

my soul detaching from my body: 

hotwinger:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

hotwinger:

Logging onto Tumblr

It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…

…if you end up…

…in a magical place….

…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.

slimeghost:

hey! 😄 im a huge nerd that loves game of thrones, cuddling, and cock and ball torture!

golfgalaxy:

general

・ugliness now more powerful

・fixed a bug where i had money

snakegay:

a popular blogger confesses to real, irl murder on their vent blog. a post goes around from someone called ‘bpdhamilton’ saying “hey guys bowserslefttesticle is a murderer and also hella aphobic so please dont reblog their posts :/”